Which Thanksgiving dish are you?
When do you start planning your Thanksgiving meal?
When family starts showing up.
As soon as the previous year’s Thanksgiving is over.
I give it a solid week of planning.
About a month usually.
It depends on my plans and how much I've got going on.
Do you cook your Thanksgiving dinner from scratch?
Of course.
If I have time.
Some of the dishes, but not all. I don’t have time to forage for cranberries.
I wouldn’t even know where to begin.
It depends on what I’ve got going on, but probably not.
What song do you listen to while cooking Thanksgiving dinner?
“Whip It” by Devo.
“Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey.
“Hey Jude” by The Beatles.
“Sugar, Sugar” by The Archies.
“Zombie” by The Cranberries.
“Roll Over Beethoven” by Chuck Berry.
“Born to Be Wild” by Steppenwolf.
Who’s your culinary inspiration?
Duff Goldman.
Anthony Bourdain.
Guy Fieri.
Eleven from Stranger Things.
Euell Gibbons.
Christine McConnell.
James Beard.
Sweet or savory?
Sweet.
Savory.
Both.
Pick a movie to watch after your meal.
Son in Law.
A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.
Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
Addams Family Values.
Rocky.
You’ve Got Mail.
I prefer a board or card game.
Where would you choose to spend your dream Thanksgiving?
Wherever my family is.
My house.
The Bahamas.
New York City. It’s the best place for Black Friday shopping.
An isolated cabin in the woods where I can commune with nature.
New England. The autumn foliage would provide a perfect backdrop for my masterpiece.
What’s your favorite part of Thanksgiving?
The food.
The gratitude.
Family time.
Not having to go to work.
The football game.
Family drama can be pretty entertaining.
Who do you invite to Thanksgiving dinner
Everyone.
My closest friends.
I don’t invite people. They just sort of show up.
Like-minded people with similar interests and values.
Family.
What is the worst thing that could go wrong during Thanksgiving?
The family fighting.
Burning the turkey.
Food poisoning.
The cable going out.
Bad weather preventing the family from arriving.
Knowing other people are hungry while I have a feast with my family.