“My beer! You never had a chance to become my urine!”
“You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists? Well, without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.”
“So before you criticize somebody, you find out what he’s all about.”
“Let’s go home, live our lives the best we can. I mean we’re poor but we’re happy.”
“Now it’s my turn. I’m thinking of something dark and mysterious. It’s a fish we don’t know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out our bones.”
“Son, you don’t have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.”
“I don’t know what cologne I’m smelling, but it’s like a man taming a horse with a whip made of clothes.”
"When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master."