“Wanna play a game? It’s a mind-reading game. Here’s how it works. I read your mind. If what I say is right, you take one step towards the chair. If what I say is wrong, you take one step back towards the doorway. If you reach the chair, you sit down. If you reach the door, you can go. Wanna play?”
“Close your eyes and think of snowflakes and moonbeams and whiskers on kittens …”
“I may not be the king, but I sure am big. Big enough to crush you!”
“I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the Exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it.”
“No one wants to upset me! That’s a good one! My life was nothing but misery at this place and now people come along ruining my death!”
“You know that tingling feeling when your foot falls asleep? I think I’m made of that.”